Thursday, April 25, 2019

Hey Bartender

Joe Biden makes it official and formally announces he is running for president in 2020. Of course, Joe Biden is so old, he will make it official by formally announcing his plan to run for president again tomorrow. 
Joe Biden is so old, even Ruth Bader Ginsburg's body-double is insisting on proof of life.

Joe Biden is so old, he actually robbed Peter to pay Paul. 

Joe Biden is so old, his social security number is 7.

Joe Biden is so old, his first job was a papyrus route.


Just kidding. Lunch Pail Joe never had a real job.

3 comments:

  1. True. Into the senate at 23. Some lowly 'public service' gig prior to that. He's like a Fredo Corleone that they forgot to take on a morning rowboat fishing event.

    He has zero chance.

    Wouldn't it be cool if AOC accused him of sexual assault. Or cooler if bruce jenner accused him. The possibilities are endless. DJ Trump is going to chew this dude up and spit him out.

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  2. "Make America What It Used to Be!" has a familiar ring to it.

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  3. Wouldn't it be cool if AOC accused him of sexual assault. Or cooler if bruce jenner accused him. LMAO!

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