Groundhog Day will be 'celebrated' again this upcoming February 2nd when an overweight rodent rises from his burrow for a small portion of the human population who are actually ignorant enough to be interested in this annual pseudoscientific weather forecast. Will the rodent cast a shadow and signaling 6 more weeks of winter?
Not so ironically, the very next day on Monday, February 3rd marks the 2020 Iowa Democratic caucuses when the democRat candidates rise from whatever hole they climbed out of for a small portion of the human population who are actually ignorant enough to be interested in this collection of human debris. Will one of these democRats win the White House and signaling 4 to 8 years of devastation to the economy, culture, national security, the Constitution, and casting a shadow of doubt for the continuation of our liberty and freedoms?
Speaking of Groundhog Day, the big news out of PETA is the 'animal rights group' calling for Punxsutawney Phil to be replaced with a robot groundhog because it is a stressful job and an animatronic rodent could do the job just as well.
I think we could say the same thing for Bernie or any of the other commies in the democrat field. Hell, I'd vote for a toaster first.
Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg rose from her burrow to claim that climate change will mean that in 12 short years the Earth will only be able to support robot rodents on inflatable floating icebergs.