Coronapocalypse

I had my taxes done by MSNBC's Brian Williams and New York Times editorial board member Mara Gay. I was due to get a $327 Million Dollar refund but I clicked the box to donate it and provide free college for students in American Somoa. You're welcome.

Get off your ath, let's do some math...


A Chattering Teeth health coronavirus danger update: Touching your face. Here is how to stop doing it

Well, this is awkward.


JOE BIDEN: “By the way, this is my little sister Valerie!”


For the record, there is still no evidence one way or the other whether Christine Blasey Ford was or was not a crack whore in high school.

Let's check in with Donna Brazile to see if she's cheered up any.

Moving on... Chuck Schumer threatening two Supreme Court Justices reminded me for some reason of that Weather Channel reporter faking high winds during Hurricane Florence while two neighbors walk nonchalantly in the background.

“I want to tell you, Gorsuch, I want to tell you, Kavanaugh, you have released the whirlwind, and you will pay the price!

..and lastly but not leastly, San Jose is prepping “surge tents”, but NOT for Glamping. While you are stockpiling toilet paper during the virus hype, don't forget to order your surge tent glow ropes while supplies last!!

The last thing you need during the coronapocalypse is zombies tripping over your tent ropes.

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