Thursday, April 4, 2013

Did Obama threaten Republicans with "Merciless Assault"?

The Obama Administration dramatically escalated its partisan rhetoric on Thursday, warning that it had authorized plans for continued assaults on the Constitution, specifically targeting the liberty and freedom of Christians, conservatives and Tea Party members in the United States.

"The moment of explosion is approaching fast," said Press Secretary Jay Carney, warning that martial law could break out "today or tomorrow" unless the opposition surrenders to obama's magnificents.

"The merciless operation" will be led by our civilian forces made of young Americans fighting for continued deferment of their sizeable student loan debt as promised by Obama, peace be unto him.


OK, so I made a few changes to this story.

The point is, I have a hard time taking some things seriously. Like that little North Korean boy dictator with the funny haircut threatening us militarily. Or that skinny-a$$ed dictator and current occupier of the White House trying in vain to hit a basketball free throw.

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