Wednesday, April 24, 2013

I write, you learn.

To say that Dzhokhar and his older brother, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, were motivated by religion, is like saying Socrates was motivated by a hemlock energy drink.
Moral: All beverages ARE NOT created equal. Some promise nothing but death by consumption.Others, eternal satiation. Like Diet Coke, only better.

Anagrams of the day: (created with names spelled with individual scrabble tiles, shaking them up in a Yahtzee cup and spilling them on my vibrating electronic football game until the hidden message appears...)

INPUT: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
OUTPUT: Dark Haze, Short Van
(is that like a "short bus" for Islamofacists?)

INPUT: Tamerlan Tsarnaev
OUTPUT: Actually several, and they all have roughly the same theme. They are...
Avatar Rentals Men
A Manservant Later
Anal Tamers Tavern
(an afterlife prison reserved for these "religious" scum that makes Guantanamo look like the Hilton)

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