Sunday, May 5, 2013

A GR Woman using Facebook to Harass Herself is Pure Michigan

A 52-year-old woman from the Grand Rapids area is accused of creating a Facebook account to stalk herself.

...authorities learned that she set up a Facebook account with her ex-boyfriend's information and made it appear that his new girlfriend was using it to harass her.

This is outrageous. For all of the hundreds of false Facebook accounts I've set up to friend myself (12 are still 'pending'), I can honestly say that NOT ONE has harassed me yet. 

Well, there was that time when Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, kept FB poking me. But other than that, I've had nothing but positive inspirational quotes and new recipe ideas out of the transactions.

Oh sure, then there was the time when Charlie Manson was FB "Hexting" me with a Smuggled Cell Phone from his prison cell.


In conclusion, technology is responsible for so many more creative outlets for us disturbed individuals. Can you imagine what Sybil's Facebook profile would look like if the fictional character were alive today? (FULL DISCLOSURE: Sybil is a FB friend of mine)

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