In other news, Rapid Realty employees are being offered a 15% raise if they get a company logo tattoo. "I made this offer while I was hammered drunk and regretted it the next day," stated the company owner. "Looks like I'm stuck with it now." Meanwhile, an employee who wants the raise but doesn't want to desecrate her body is wearing a sandwich Board sign with the company's logo. "It's tough to sit at my desk with the sign, but I'll sue if I don't get my raise," she said.
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