Saturday, April 5, 2014

Did Obama Daughter's Twitter Post Leak Parent's Divorce Rumors?

"Yah! Two Ramadans Bitches!"

BARACK and Michelle Obama are getting closer to divorce!
He's lost control of his wife
The couple apparently had a MAJOR blowout over Michelle’s lavish vacation trip to China!

Sources say Barack exploded when Michelle refused to cancel her pricey getaway – even after White House advisers warned him that the first couple’s six-year string of extravagant vacations had already drained the U.S. Treasury of a whopping $150 million in tax­payers’ money.

“This was a blowout of epic proportions. Probably the nastiest White House fight they’ve ever had,” a Washington, D.C., insider told American tabloid the National Enquirer.

“They were both screaming at one another."


OBAMA: If my marriage to Mooshell was a sandwich at Zingerman’s, they’d have to call it the Stinkburger, or the Meanwich. Or maybe a Double decker Furberger with cheez whiz... uhhhh, maybe a Bratwurst and fish taco slider. Let me be clear. When this Amazon straps on her cod piece, it's like Chipped Beast on Powdered Toast Man. What a pulled Pork on Panini with limburger crap sandwich.... uhhh, gotta go now. I made myself hungry."

3 comments:

DaBlade said...

apparently, Sashasquatch and Malice can't spell.

Ed Bonderenka said...

There's only one reason I would tend to disbelieve that report about marital discord in the WH.
I can't believe O would really care about how much money he had us spend to keep her away from him.

DaBlade said...

Haha! Good point Ed. It ' s not like he had to worry about negative press or political fallout for Mooshell's taxpayer funded vacay.