BARACK and Michelle Obama are getting closer to divorce!
He's lost control of his wife
The couple apparently had a MAJOR blowout over Michelle’s lavish vacation trip to China!
Sources say Barack exploded when Michelle refused to cancel her pricey getaway – even after White House advisers warned him that the first couple’s six-year string of extravagant vacations had already drained the U.S. Treasury of a whopping $150 million in taxpayers’ money. “This was a blowout of epic proportions. Probably the nastiest White House fight they’ve ever had,” a Washington, D.C., insider told American tabloid the National Enquirer. “They were both screaming at one another." |
OBAMA: If my marriage to Mooshell was a sandwich at Zingerman’s, they’d have to call it the Stinkburger, or the Meanwich. Or maybe a Double decker Furberger with cheez whiz... uhhhh, maybe a Bratwurst and fish taco slider. Let me be clear. When this Amazon straps on her cod piece, it's like Chipped Beast on Powdered Toast Man. What a pulled Pork on Panini with limburger crap sandwich.... uhhh, gotta go now. I made myself hungry."
apparently, Sashasquatch and Malice can't spell.
ReplyDeleteThere's only one reason I would tend to disbelieve that report about marital discord in the WH.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe O would really care about how much money he had us spend to keep her away from him.
Haha! Good point Ed. It ' s not like he had to worry about negative press or political fallout for Mooshell's taxpayer funded vacay.
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