In Defense of Obama's "Weak and Bitter" Coffee Salute

PICTURED: Sensitive to the criticism, President Obama now stops and gives a proper salute to every Starbucks and coffee shop he passes.

By now most of us are familiar with this:

AT LEAST HE MADE AN EFFORT THIS TIME!

And really, aside from his execution of foreign policy and military strategy, wasn't THIS a bigger insult to our men in uniform?

Obama drops new Marine girly hat mandate - but still insists all male warriors must wear rouge.

They also didn't care for the new Obama-mandated Marine Hyme (replacing the Halls Of Montezuma)

From the Malls to Saks Fifth Avenue
To the Stores of Gucci;
We will fight our country's battles
But first let's go boutique;
Exfoliate and foundation;
Wen to keep us tangle-free;
Mascara, blush and manicured cuticles;
We're United States Marines


uhhh... YaHooo.. ey Rah!?