Saturday, October 11, 2014

Did Gweneth Paltrow call obama "breathtaking"?

Goop Gone Mad! Gwyneth Paltrow ‘Extremely Unpleasant’ While Prepping For President’s Arrival At Her Los Angeles Home, ‘Drinking & Smoking’ All Day, Says Staff Member

“At around 10am, she started drinking wine and she was smoking cigarettes all day.”
Well NOW it's all beginning to make more sense...
Later, vomits in the shrubbery while promising her pool boy all the power he needs.

4 comments:

Ed Bonderenka said...

Celebrity's without makeup.
Scary stuff.
It's a dark and scary place in her head.

Jess said...

Did you know she's a 34B? I didn't, until I looked it up. Now you have some useless knowledge to store forever.

DaBlade said...

No kidding Ed, but it's her ignorance that makes her ugly

Thanks for that Jess. I would have guessed her IQ was maybe five points higher than that.

Z said...

Are you kidding me? Miss EAT NUTS AND GRAINS AND BE HEALTHY still smokes? I Googled and this is real...I thought you'd found some satirical site!

Greg Gutfeld referred to her as "Gwynth Paltrow/Herb Garden" the other day :-)