LUCY: I hope we do better here than we did at that freaking sad parade. (Michelle Obama Found a Way to RUIN HALLOWEEN For Children)
CHARLIE: I'm just glad it was so easy to jump the fence here.
OBAMA: Whew! Just some kids. I was worried it might be that chickensh*t Bibi. Michelle, put down that tub of ice cream and get the Halloween treats!
...and now for an oldie but a goodie (if I do say so myself)
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Trump’s Speech on Afghanistan - Believe it or not, I very much liked Trump’s speech last night. It had everything. And he spoke calmly, clearly, didn’t ad lib like he does when he goes ...
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