LUCY: I hope we do better here than we did at that freaking sad parade. (Michelle Obama Found a Way to RUIN HALLOWEEN For Children)
CHARLIE: I'm just glad it was so easy to jump the fence here.
OBAMA: Whew! Just some kids. I was worried it might be that chickensh*t Bibi. Michelle, put down that tub of ice cream and get the Halloween treats!
...and now for an oldie but a goodie (if I do say so myself)
TWO-FOR-ONE PUMPKIN SALE!
Nature Abhors a Vacuum - *BY SILVERFIDDLE....* Demographics is destiny. You can go Yahoogle birth rates by nation and see who is growing and who is dying. Another useful way of...
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