Monday, October 12, 2015

Happy Columbus Day!

I wish King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella would have kept better control over their Court Jester, Obamanama.

Obamanama, tries to warn Columbus about the settled science of a flat and warming Earth.

"If 99 percent of doctors told you you had diabetes, you wouldn’t call it a hoax.”

8 comments:

Jess said...

They usually say it's 97%, which is a percentage of hand picked scientists that are true believers and not 97% of all scientists. Since Obama now raised his percentage to 99%, I'm guessing their next step is to shoot the dissenters and threaten the rest by withholding research funds.

WomanHonorThyself said...

lol Jerry! good one and all the libs are croaking today..Happy Columbus DAY! xoxoxox

Z said...

I'm laughing SO HARD at that image! Oh, Jerry; you are HILARIOUS!

Sparky said...

This is hilarious! I'm picturing Turd Boy as shark food. That makes me smile. ~:)

dr hirkimer said...

But of course if the voyage was set in modern times, he would demand that the boat be loaded with terrorist refugees.

DaBlade said...

Jess, The consensus is rising with the b.s. Time to wear the waders.

Angel, Glad you liked! Ad a joyous European invasion day to you too!!!

Z, I can't tell you what a kick I get out of getting you to laugh. Thanks! This was another post I thought of with only 5 minutes before I had to leave for work this morning. Thanks pixlr dot com!

Sparky, Obamanama is much too skinny to attract the attention of the sharks. After Christopher and the boys hit him with the water canons, they sailed off for the new world.

dr h, History is quiet on many details of the life of Court Jester Obamanama. I did some digging though. Some say he illegally immigrated to Spain from Kenya, where he finally attained the loft position of Community Court Jester. My history sources tell me that Obamanama didn't really believe the world was flat and warming, but rather he didn't want Columbus spreading Christianity. It'd be interesting to follow his lineage to see if any of his ancestors ever did anything worthy of note.

Ed Bonderenka said...

"see if any of his ancestors ever did anything worthy of note."
They had the sense to kick him out of the village, right?

DaBlade said...

Ed, Records are unclear whether the village kicked out their idiot, or whether the super secret Spanish Weather Underground recruited and groomed him to take down Ferdinand and Isabella. In any case, obamanama is never mentioned in books, letters or diary entries after this event, so maybe Sparky was right and a really hungry shark did get a snack.