Monday, May 9, 2016

The Mercurians

As I wrife thiz, the plantet Mercury iz paszing between the Earth and the sun. (I an cuwwently on tha plant Eartg.) I stard ay this frim mu baxkyatd fir an hpur so i dont zee so guud but iy waz totajjy woryh iy!

Some say this event foretells of an apocalyptic doomsday. All I can say to that is, Trump isn't president yet.



4 comments:

Ed Bonderenka said...

The end is near.

DaBlade said...

Somehow, against all odds and intentions, we survived the latest transit of Mercury. Who could have predicted?

cube said...

I will say what I want etched on my tombstone... "I'll be fine."

DaBlade said...

Yes we will. One way or another.