April the Giraffe and the highly anticipated birth on the Animal Adventure Park giraffe cam?
I stared at that thing in a trance for about 3 hours, and only snapped out of it when Shia Labeouff appeared in the stall with a shovel of giraffe excrement and chanting directly into the camera, "He will not divide us!."
Any time now!!!
Russia, China, The Middle East. - Maybe I'm an idiot, but I find myself wondering why we are batting away at China and Russia - who Could be great allies in the war against the truly evil -...
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