Monday, March 6, 2017

April the Giraffe bugged by Obama

Are you following April the Giraffe and the highly anticipated birth on the Animal Adventure Park giraffe cam?

I stared at that thing in a trance for about 3 hours, and only snapped out of it when Shia Labeouff appeared in the stall with a shovel of giraffe excrement and chanting directly into the camera, "He will not divide us!."

Any time now!!!

6 comments:

Kid said...

I predict shia lapoof will look just like that giraffe in about 10 years.

dr hirkimer said...

mesmerizing

DaBlade said...

shia lapoof will look like a cross between that midget fat giraffe and Harambe's stool. I'm just glad he has found honest work shoveling giraffe excrement.

doc, if you are going to stay up all night watching the stationary giraffe in it's stall, make sure you stay hydrated.

cube said...

Thanks for introducing me to April. My daughter asked me what I was doing and she said, "OMG, that F****** giraffe hasn't given birth yet??? I had no idea who in the world April was, but thank you for making me appear as though I'm in the loop... whatever the loop might be ;)

DaBlade said...

You're welcome cube, i only found this on Facebook and staring at a pregnant giraffe beats whats on most of the news channels.

cube said...

You've got a point, but I still think you'd like Robin Meade.