Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Trump Signs Order in Polar Bear Blood

President Trump Rolls Back Obama's Global Warming Actions By Signing Executive Order In Polar Bear Blood

I know I've been critical of Donald Trump in the past (and likely will again in the future), but credit where credit is due. You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs. Finally, this polar bear's life now has been given meaning.

 

6 comments:

Jess said...

I like Polar Bears. They taste like chicken.

dr hirkimer said...

You can't make this stuff up, or can you?

Kid said...

Lol. I just ordered a Polar Bear Hunting License. (So some Polar Bear killing hunter can't get one)

DaBlade said...

Jess, Don't eat the liver! And if you stumble upon a pack of them while hiking in the arctic, always walk towards the babies to pet them. This will win their hearts.

"good" doc, Is my veracity too truthiness for your ambiguous bewilderment?

Kid, I like it. The more polar bears that roam the Earth, the bigger the chance one will make a lunch of Algore.

cube said...

Careful. Trump posts might elicit a tweet from Hillary... "Please tell me that was Photoshopped." That's what Hillary tweeted when she saw a photo of Abraham Lincoln wearing a "Make America Great Again". The smartest woman in the... space between her ears.

DaBlade said...

cube, you'd think she'd catch on after half a century of Wild Bill's tall tales. But for the record, all of my source materials and photo evidence is completely legit.