Barack directs Michelle to back it up on deck of music mogul's luxury liner.
Ladies and gentlemen, Please welcome Robert Wagner's good friend, Christopher Walken to the blog...
"Mooshell on a barge? Definitely gonna need more cow bell."
North Korea spooked by reports that David Geffen’s luxury yacht, the Rising Sun, is en route off their shores and carrying the Obamas, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks and Bruce Springsteen. The yacht can accommodate 18 guests and a staff of 55 people and has a basketball court - but Dennis Rodman is not reported to be with them. If this collection of kooks were headed my way, I would consider it an act of war. By the way, is it really a good idea to be traveling with Tom Hanks?
Inner Helper - In case you ever wondered about this, well now you know ;)
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