Uh oh. We have an unexpected development...
Beyoncé, April has grunted her ascent that she wanted this baby.
Now we now that April wasn't really carrying a baby, since she called in Planned Pridehood and said she didn't want a baby after all, as it would cramp her lifestyle of wandering around in her small one bedroom condo pen. I don't want to "stick my neck out," but isn't it a little late for that?
APRIL: April fools!! Of course my baby is real, and it's spectacular! What? Did you think I was some kind of monster?
Inner Helper - In case you ever wondered about this, well now you know ;)
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