Friday, October 6, 2017

Michelle Obama's "Palette Glasses"

MOOCH: "It's a feeling of color, almost. On one side of the room, it's literally gray and white, literally, that's the color palette on one side of the room. On the other side of the room, there's yellows and blues and whites and greens, physically there's a difference in color in the tone. Because one side, all men, all white. On the other side, some women, some people of color. And I look at that and I go, no wonder. No wonder we shhhtrugle (struggle)."
(do NOT click the "shhhtrugle" link unless you are a glutton for Mooch-speech)

"...No wonder we don't trust politics. But it's not just politics."

Hi! Billy Mays here again, for Michelle Obama's "Palette Glasses".

Now you don't need to spend a gajillion dollars and financially burden yourself for life with student loan debt in order to get indoctrinated by marxist professors just so you can separate people by skin pigmentation. For just $9.99, you too can shake that old habit of measuring people individually by the "content of their character." AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT! The Palette Glasses have a gay-friendly rainbow of colors embedded in the left lense, and a dirty, scratched lense with shades of gray on the right.  

Call now and we’ll send you the Genitalia Blocker with Pirate Patch!




7 comments:

Ed Bonderenka said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0q4s92ZOF8

Jess said...

In a perfect world, former Presidents, and their families, would be banished to an island without communications. That way, we'd be spared the insanity, and ignorance. That, and we'd save some money....make them grow their own food, or starve.

DaBlade said...

Ed, Ah yes, the Shun Glasses! Hilarious. I should point out that Gutfield put those on the market AFTER I invented the Trump Twitter Trigger Blockers.

Jess, I love the idea. Isn't there a ranch in Texas for just that thing? Not for the Obama's. They'll be front and center and based in Manhattan and in our faces forevermore.

Z said...

Genitalia Blocker! Just in time for the new law saying some companies don't have to pay for birth control for some screwball who thinks the world owes her free sex!

Kid said...

First off can I get two blockers for the same price but just add shipping and handling for some dipstick to pull 2 in stead of 1 and some other dipstick to put 2 inna box steada 1... ?

2nd off, why can't the majority of people in the USA jus as easily as I can rekognize what a ghetto racist POS mooch is.... Dats whad I wants ta knows.

3rd off. Little rocket man gonna put another ICBM off on Monday. What we gonna do bouts dat Amos ?!

4th - Chicks bitching about not gettin free contraceptives from religious organization employment be Workin and getting a Paycheck! No whad um Sayin?

5th - Can't say. Too personal.

Don Jose From Far Rockaway said...

Michelle Obama called Harvey Weinstein "a wonderful human being." She even arranged for her
own daughter to work for Harvey Weinstein as an intern. I hope she didn't wear a Blue dress

DaBlade said...

Z, I LIKE!!!

Kid, I really hate it when you outfunny me. Just kidding. I love it!

Don Jose - good point :) You partially inspired today's haunted post, so thanks for that!