The Great American Eclipse is almost here, and everyone has been scarfing up those special glasses in anticipation of this rare celestial event. It will all be over before you know it, and then what to do with your glasses?
Well FRET NOT my little snowflakes, for I know how much you enjoy recycling. Just re-purpose those bad boys into Trigger Blockers! Until all of those racist statues can be torn down and replaced with liberal leftist icons like Margaret Sanger - just put on your Trigger Blockers!
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!! They also function as Trump Twitter Trigger Blockers.
DISCLAIMER: These glasses are not "idiot proof" and severe eye damage may occur if used improperly.
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