Tuesday, January 30, 2018

MAD AUNTIE MAXINE TO GIVE FIERY RESPONSE TO FRESH PRINCE RE-RUNS?

Tonight is President Donald J Trump's first State of the Union Speech and I'll be watching. Trump had a very good first year, despite constant attempts to bring him down with the false 'Russian Collusion' narrative perpetrated by the democrats, Big media, and the highest levels of the FBI and 'Intelligence'.

I don't know about you, but I am also looking forward to Mad Auntie Maxine Waters' unofficial response to the SOTU on Black Entertainment Television (BET). Here is how I see the headlines Wednesday morning:

MAD AUNTIE MAXINE GIVES FIERY RESPONSE TO THE FRESH PRINCE RE-RUNS - CALLS FOR GEOFFREY'S IMPEACHMENT

It could happen, just take a look at their schedule.


PICTURED: I predict Mad Maxine will be given the star treatment at the BET studios. She will arrive early because of the promise of free donuts in the Green Room (and because 'what else does she have to do?) She will subsequently fall fast asleep behind the locked door of her dressing room, while a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air marathon plays on the monitor. 

Instead of brushing up on her prepared and hate-filled racist pavlovian response to Trump's speech, she will instead dream of the wealthy Banks family and shenanigans of their nephew Will, fresh from the ghettos of west Philadelphia.  

When she is quickly roused from her slumber and propped up in front of the mic by BET stage hands - her James Brown wig permanently askew to one side, and dried drool on her cheek - she is given a hit of smelling salts and a slap, just as the ON AIR light goes on.

And the rest, as they say, will be history. She will recite the entire Ill Will episode from season 2, but mangling it a bit. Instead of will not wanting to go to the doctor for a tonsillectomy because he is afraid of hospitals, it's because Trump killed the obamacare mandate. She will state that Trump is a racist with no good values who wants to make the Fresh Prince 'white again', or something...

IN CONCLUSION - and full disclosure, my predictions do not always come to pass, proving to me beyond a doubt that this blog is monitored at the highest levels and that adjustments are made on the fly. If Mad Maxine is just her regular incoherent, ignorant and racist self - you'll know they've been here and have gotten to her.

In any case, I will be doing the Carlton dance during Trump's speech.

THE END

6 comments:

Ed Bonderenka said...

Oh yeah. I will be watching.
maybe I'll come over and watch with you.

DaBlade said...

Cool! I'll even shovel...

Political Junky said...

All hell is breaking loose in D.C. The next few weeks will be the most shocking in America’s history. The revelations about to be made public will shake this nation to its core.
Liberals who watch only CNN and MSNBC probably haven’t a clue what’s about to hit them. Trust me, that light at the end of the tunnel is a train headed straight for the Democrat Party.
We all know — thanks to former Democratic National Committee Chair Donna Brazile — that Hillary rigged the Democrat presidential primary against Bernie Sanders. That was a precursor of what was to come.
Does it shock anyone that someone brazen enough to rig a presidential primary would also try to rig the general election?
Don’t look now, but Donald J. Trump may be the first person in world history to win an election rigged against him. Hillary — with the backing of Barack Obama and the leadership of the FBI and Department of Justice — fixed the general election so Trump couldn’t win. And Trump — this relentless bull in a china shop — won anyway.
No wonder Hillary was so confident in the days leading up to Election Day. No wonder she was so shocked and distraught on election night. Keep in mind the point of fixing the election. It wasn’t just about Hillary winning. It was about covering up her crimes.
It’s all coming down upon this cabal of criminals like a ton of boulders. Hillary, Obama, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, John Podesta, Ben Rhodes, Susan Rice, Huma Abedin and leaders of the FBI and DOJ — they’re all looking at possible prison terms as this massive, brazen scandal and conspiracy unravels.
First there’s the recent testimony of the co-founder of Fusion GPS. He admitted the FBI may very well have paid for the travel expenses of the author of the dossier — a fraudulent work of fiction used by the same FBI to obtain FISA warrants against Trump and his team. If the FBI leadership was doing the bidding of Hillary, her campaign and the DNC, who together paid millions for the fake dossier, based on lies from Russian officials, it’s not just fraud and abuse of the FISA court. It could very well be called treason.
Think of their goals. First, to use the dossier itself to frame and slander Trump during the campaign. Second, to use the dossier to get warrants and listen in on Trump. Third, to use what they found through surveillance to feed Hillary all the campaign inside info she needed to guarantee victory. Fourth, if by miracle Trump still won, use what they heard to frame his team and impeach Trump. This is Watergate on steroids.

DaBlade said...

Nothingthere that I disagree with. Just not as confident as you, PJ, that it will all come out. I'm staying tuned to find out tho.

Z said...

HER JAMES BROWN WIG...You are perfectly HILARIOUS, Jerry!
I haven't heard a word in the media about Maxine's rebuttal...

cube said...

Z: You mean you don't watch BET? That's where Mad Maxine's response was aired.