Thursday, January 18, 2018

“THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR"

and The Highly-Anticipated 2017 Fake News Awards go to...
AWARDS TOTALS
'Fake News' CNN: 4
'Failing' New York Times: 2
ABC Snooz: 1
TIME: 1
Washington Post: 1
Newsweek: 1


Is it just me, or does this list seem both highly specific and yet oddly vague at the same time? It's specific in that they point to individual fake news stories but vague in the sense that I wanted more personal attacks on individual so-called journalists. The top award does go to Buffoonish Paul
Krugman, while Brian Ross is named in the second - but it seems these first two awards are more about the DOW. Rightfully so, I suppose. Take a bow, DOW, and thank you, Mister president!

There are so many fake news stories every day, so I'm not sure how a full year's worth can be filtered down into a top 11 list. We are deluged with leftist propaganda dressed up like news, while these so-called journalists prove they are just a tool of the democrat party by ignoring actual reporting that would damage their 'side'.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! STAINED BLUE CHUNKY WHITE HOUSE INTERN DRESS INCOMING!!

Change the channel and we are assaulted by a late night troupe of sad clowns like the unfunny Trevor Noah, sloppy Stephen Colbert, and crying Jimmy Kimmel, who continue to carry the communist torch passed to them by the msm from earlier in the day.

There must be a collective sigh of relief from the seemingly endless stable of fake news reporters from all of the MSM networks when this list didn't  tag them specifically. At least give the following a participation trophy...

runner's up:
The unwashed blue jeans Anderson Cooper,
Stop the Hammerin' Lawrence O'Donnell,
Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd,
Bloody Mika and Unsolved Mystery low ratings Joe,
Dude looks nuthin' like a lady Rachel Maddow and effeminate Chris Hayes,
tequila shots Don Lemon
cosmopolitan bias Jim Acosta
etc, etc, etc...


who would you add?

4 comments:

Kid said...

I'm just glad I don't watch TV any more. I sure ain't missin nuthin. Well, Ok, I watch the Curse of Oak Island because it is damn interesting, and has nothing to do with pop culture, homos, or politics.

Ed Bonderenka said...

Yep "Get outta here!" Jim acosta is my pick.

DaBlade said...

Kid, I watched a few of those episodes but quickly got frustrated when the friggin hole would just fill back up with water. It was like how every episode of Gilligan's Island would end, with Lucy yanking the football away.... and its on season 12 or something I think... Let me know if they ever get the treasure.

Ed, Acosta is such a tool. I always enjoy watching Sarah Huckabee Sanders slap him around.

Bob said...

They ere like this far from uncovering the money pit. Found two pieces of bone, one from a European, and one from a middle eastern at 170 feet. Surely this is it. :)

-Kid