Friday, February 2, 2018

RELEASE THE GROUNDHOG

Today is Groundhog Day 2018. This morning in Michigan, Groundhog Day be like...

Chattering Teeth News - Today is Groundhog Day 2018, and the results are in! At precisely 7:25 a.m. Eastern time, on a hill the locals call Gobbler's Knob, a chunky rodent named Punxsutawney Phil poked his head out from his burrow and READ THE MEMO.

As he read, Phil saw the dark shadow of the deep state and corrupt pawns at the highest levels of the FBI & the DOJ.  The implications for the release of the memo to the public became clear. They say the best disinfectant is sunlight, and the deep state shadows are anathema to this light. Therefore...

Punxsutawney Phil predicts 7 more years of Trump Kicking Dems A$$!!!

RELEASE THE MEMO?
*Emo Philips is in my Top 10 of all-time favorite comedians - and his first bit here in the first minute is on the topic 'release the Emo' - but you might enjoy his entire routine.


5 comments:

Ed Bonderenka said...

I got you babe.

DaBlade said...

ok, he does look a little like Cher - but a very funny dude.

Kid said...

Man I got a bad head cold. All I can think of right now is What in the hell do these meowing cats want !? I've already fed and brushed the little fur bearing wonder critters.

DaBlade said...

Cat scratch fever, says the motor city madman. Get better soon.

Kid said...

Thanks.