Tuesday, February 13, 2018

WEE-WEE'd Up

It seems like only yesterday when the official obama portraits were commissioned... and once again, reality (as it relates to the obamas) is much more hideous than even I could predict.
The first thought that came to my fertile mind was of Clint Eastwood's speech over the empty chair way back when. Nailed it. But then for some reason, both of these portraits reminded me of an old scene from one of Stephen King's movies/shows.

Per wiki - "Weeds" is a darkly humorous story about a backwoods hick farmer in New Hampshire named Jordy Verrill who thinks his newfound discovery of a meteorite will provide enough riches to pay off the remaining $200 of his bank loan, but he instead finds himself overcome by a rapidly spreading plant-like organism that arrives in the meteorite.

In the remake starring obama, WEE-WEE'd Up is about Barack sitting around smoking choom and swatting flies.

Then who could forget John Coffey from THE GREEN MILE... Is it the blouse or the biceps that are so reminiscent of the previous first lady?
THE END

9 comments:

TOM said...


Even in her portrait Moochie looks like a Man

Z said...

I agree with you. Leave it to Obama to pick an artist who hides him in the bushes....couldn't have been enough bushes for me. And leave it to Michelle to pick an artist who doesn't know what Michelle looks like.
Obama's artist has done 2 paintings of Black women holding up severed heads of White women as if the Black woman has beheaded the other. Nice, huh?
So, Obama might be gone, but it's business as usual.

Ed Bonderenka said...

They're painted on velvet, right?

Ed Bonderenka said...

His left hand is on backwards.
Wow.

WomanHonorThyself said...

*covering my eeyes! LOl HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! hope you get tons of chocolate my love! LOL xoxoxo:)

Kid said...

There is plenty of evidence that barry's thing was photoshopped (several leaf clusters identical, cut and pasted).

At least both of their anti-American, total racist scowls are true to form.

DaBlade said...

Tom, lol.

Z, severed heads might have been the only thing that could have saved these portraits, but that says it all about our former first family, doesn't it?

Ed, No self respecting velvet Elvis or poker playing dogs would be caught framed and leaning against a rusting van in an out-of-the-way parking lot next to these obamanations!

Angel! Happy Valentine's Day! Unfortunately for us Catholics, it falls on Ash Wednesday, a day of fasting.

Kid, Now that is the first I heard that but am not surprised. That's hilarious!

cube said...

I hope these portraits will live in perpetuity wherever it is that presidential portraits live on because these portraits are spot on perfect for obama and the mooch. Oh, the levels of humor will only explode with the years.

DaBlade said...

:) agreed. like a fine wine.