Thursday, March 15, 2018

Yellow Journalism


So how DOES the King of Prussia like his eggs? 

This is no yoke. A semi-truck carrying liquid egg yolk turned over-easy on a Pennsylvania highway yesterday, causing emergency response to border scramble to the scene.

Whether the driver was Pickled, Poached or just Deviled, we may never know eggsactly, but he was heard slurring that the, "quiche were still in the eggnition... urrrp."

We also don't know if the roads were greasy, but the driver was thought to be cooking his way to the Shell station.

Omelette you talk now...

7 comments:

  1. ouch, made me wince. but I'm just getting started so pass the hot sauce.

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  2. Great Stuff. Now I can only think of the Beatles tune - why don't we do it in the road.

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  3. QUICHE WERE IN THE IGNITION~! OH, MAN! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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  4. Kid, not 'yellow submarine"?

    Z, gotcha!

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  5. Sorry, DaBlade, but I'm with Ed B. on this one. I'm glad this eggscursion is ova ;)

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  6. ok, ok... just checkin' to see if you were still awake. besides, YOU couldn't help yourself! :)

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