Sunday, October 26, 2008

"Odds & Ends" mood

Let those who ride, decide!:
Welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order?
LAKEWOOD, Colo. – A Colorado couple found an unusual topping on their order of tacos: a small bag of marijuana.

They discovered the drugs with their order from a Del Taco restaurant and called police, said Lakewood police spokesman Steve Davis.

Alright, who ate my Volcano Taco? Volcano Tacos only 89 cents! ALSO, get your soft drink in a souvenir BONG, while supplies last! Excuse me occifer, but those Tacos are strickly for medicinal purposes!

Honey bees down under?:
Australian scientists claim "that honey bees can count to four", (Doubling the math skills of Paul Hogan of Crocodile Dundee fame).
At least the mystery of their disappearance has been solved. They're just on holiday mate!

Corpses need bailout in Michigan! Just in time for Halloween!
No rest for dead at foreclosed Mich. funeral home
PONTIAC, Mich. (AP) - Even the dead can't escape foreclosure in suburban Detroit. Five bodies and the cremated remains of 22 people were evicted Friday from a funeral home in Pontiac.
Obama has promised that his administration would "spread the ashes around".

"A sweet odor like honey"?:
Toilet stench clears out London airport
London City Airport was briefly evacuated and flights grounded Friday due to fumes emanating from the toilets, police said.
Where is Joe the freakin' plumber when you need him? Somebody needs to spread the Lysol around. Horrors! What if this perpetrator had actually made it onto a flight!?

Rat smells his own hole first?:
new flatulence research:
A smelly rotten-egg gas in farts controls blood pressure in mice, a new study finds.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Mondieu. Get le photo of me with it anyways...."