The bad news is, I missed my originally scheduled flight because of a small delay at the pat-down station after a body scanner malfunction.
The good news is, the TSA workers missed my Twinkie stash. Don't ask where I keep my junk.
It's Not Their Job - I have a problem with police officers that enrich municipal coffers by looking for the tiniest vehicle problem. That, and writing a citation for their perc...
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