Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Chattering Teeth presents: "Ask DaBlade"advice column.

Dear 'Blade,

I have been described as “rambling and incoherent” loner. A renegade who may have mental health issue and, at a minimum, is a bit “off.” I only live in this dump part time and may be forced to move soon against my will. People say that when I do talk, it is not very cognitive and a rambling combination of a number of topics that doesn't make sense together, and that I tend to avoid eye contact. And THIS NOISE IN MY HEAD!!! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP THIS RINGING IN MY EARS!!!

Signed,
The Emperor


Dear President Obama,
The ringing you hear is because your speech is running over. STFU, and give the other climate nazis an opportunity.
You're welcome,
'Blade


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6 comments:

cube said...

SMH.

DaBlade said...

at my brilliance, no doubt!

Sparky said...

Funny but true! Dinglebarry is a Climate Nazi. I'm gonna totally steal that new moniker for POTUS the Barely Human. Good one DaBlade. ~:)

Ed Bonderenka said...

How often should I change the oil in my car?

DaBlade said...

Sparkly, Thanks. I'm pretty sure I heard that somewhere and stole it myself. They are all just little weather Hitlers (mine) trying to herd us on the train.

Dear Ed in Ypsi, NEVER change the oil in your car. Leave this, and the dirty dishes, to the professionals. You're welcome. 'Blade

Kid said...

And democrats make up the vast majority of violent criminals.