WHO GAVE THIS NEW YEAR'S MESSAGE urging humanity to stop destroying the planet?
"I AM FLOWERS, ANIMALS. I AM NATURE. MAN (FILL IN THE BLANK) LOVE, EARTH (FILL IN THE BLANK) LOVE. BUT MAN STUPID... FIX EARTH! HELP EARTH! PROTECT EARTH."
WAS IT...
A) Koko, the 44-year-old gorilla, via a video using sign language at the recent UN Climate Conference in Paris.
B) Al Gorilla... errr... I mean, Al Gore, the 67-year-old climate charlatan and bipedaled politician. It is speculated that Algore's DNA is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99%.
C) Radical environmentalist, feminist and man-hater, Joy Behar. Behar's DNA is totally unique and shares no human characteristics.
D) Ohio Governor John Kasich said this via sign language, wild hand gestures and karate chops at the last GOP debate.
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I'd rather watch the movie... (hint: This is really Algore in a gorilla suit)
Sadly, the great ape spontaneously combusted shortly after the making of this video. Sadder still, Algore did not.
Indistinguishable from a Democrat/liberal.
ReplyDeleteSort of a Turing Test.
I think Ed meant a "turd"ing test. And I concur. ~:)
ReplyDeleteIf the truth was known, the harsh realities of being a gorilla dictates a much saner, more balanced, and logical view of the world than any liberal.
ReplyDeleteOf course, liberals would disagree, but then again, their insanity demands they ignore the facts.
Ed, YES! After hitting the medical maryjane all day... I am... flowers.
ReplyDeleteSparky, YES! Even better name, though we might regret giving them a sharp instrument in the form of a pencil and instead go back to them scrawling answers on wall with their own excrement.
Jess, Remember Gorillas in the Mist? How about a sequel titled, Liberals in a Fog? Nah. Too obvious.
What? Koko didn't advise Americans to vote for Hillary? I think the democrats are slipping 'cause it would've been a cheap promo that cost peanuts or bananas.
ReplyDeleteHow'd you get a picture of al gore and michele obama together ?
ReplyDeletecube, Good point. Maybe by the democrat primaries, koko will be driving Hillary's campaign bus. Then Gore will be unemployed again.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Kid. I do see the resemblance!
Kid: Well, there goes any potential presidential aspirations on your part ;)
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