The Powerball lottery pot is now an estimated 1.5 Billion! That's now $5 bucks apiece if we all agree to split it. That's better than a kick in the teeth from watching another obama speech.
Better yet, if we just put it down on the National Debt of almost $19 Trillion, that would drop our per capita obligation from $58,255 to just $58,250! YAAAAAAA!
Feel better now!?
As for lottery odds, we are always told that you are more likely to be struck by lightning twice than win the lottery. Well, if there is a one in 292 million chance of winning the jackpot, that means those are better odds than picking the worst marxist America-hating piece of garbage from a pool of 300 million population to be the U.S. president (not counting Kenyan population). TWICE! talk about a lightning striking for a second term.
I'm gonna need to grab a few more tickets!
As for obama's kick in the teeth...
While 10 U.S. Navy sailors were detained on Farsi Island in the Persian Gulf after allegedly drifting into Iranian waters, our president holds America hostage in Farce-y land after drifting into his last marxist SOTU.
Glad I didn't quit my job...
ReplyDeleteYou didn't win!? Me neither. I thought between the both of us... oh well. I'll hold out for the first $Trillion jackpot. By then, a loaf of bread will take a wheelbarrow of hondos.
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