Sunday, January 17, 2016

Water Blob Beast Spotted in Flint

 Today's photo creation above features an actual macro photo of a waterbear brought back to life after spending 30 years frozen. 
Researchers have successfully revived microscopic creatures that had been kept frozen for 30 years.

Tardigrades, also known as waterbears or moss piglets, are tiny water-dwelling organisms. They're segmented, with eight legs, and measure 1mm in length... 


When they're frozen, the creatures enter a state called cryptobiosis, in which their metabolic processes shut down, and they show no visible signs of life.


In the center of my photo is the 'unshopped' portion featuring Flint's native son, Michael Moore, also known as a WaterWhore or media piglet. He is large and disheveled, and rouses from hibernation whenever there is a microphone or camera in the area.

Moore was in town yesterday, just a few miles from the Chattering Teeth Bunker Day Spa and Bar. Apparently, Moore chummed the liberal polluted waters with shovels full of his clap trap crap, and even worked in a "George W Bush" slam or two. Man, those never get old! He also shared his letter to obama, pleading with him to come to Flint.

*lip quiver* IF ONLY he would grace us with his planet healing powers! *gasp*

As for the recently defrosted waterbear, he has been busy making a nuisance of himself moving from idiotic protest to protest.

8 comments:

Ed Bonderenka said...

"...his planet healing powers!"
I'm beginning to suspect that he was embellishing on at one.

Always On Watch said...

Any time that Michael Moore shows up, we know that the biowaste is going to be slung everywhere. Take cover!

Sparky said...

The giant slug is a good likeness of Hillary Clinton. ~:)

DaBlade said...

Ed, His magnificence was successful in stopping the rising waters. All we need in Flint is one wave of his hand. The lead levels in Flint's municipal water system makes me glad I have well water. Of course, my well is just a mile or two from Berlin and Farro toxic waste dump. We gots good water in these parts.

AOW, Moore must be planning his next pseudo documentary.

Sparky, the water bear was molested by Hillary's husband.

Always On Watch said...

Moore and his so-called films. Sheesh.

DaBlade said...

AOW, Never a fan of MM. If I'm going to spend time watching a documentary, there needs to be a whale and a clapping seal or two. Wait... That would describe a MM movie and his audience... I mean a wildlife documentary. I've never wasted my time with this political hack's little commie films.

WomanHonorThyself said...

LOL is there anyone more vile? don't answer that! lmboooo God bless you my friend:)

DaBlade said...

Thanks, Angel! But you're only encouraging me to do more of this.