Tuesday, November 8, 2016
OBJECT OF GAME: load all of your possessions into the back of the rickshaw and make a break for it. Come back repeatedly to save as many as you can by transporting them to your oasis.
CHATTERING TEETH ISLAND NEWS BULLETIN: Now taking applications for citizenship to my island. Full disclosure, there will be no wealth redistribution, union thuggery, deficit entitlement spending, nor made-up rights to murder your baby. You will have to work for your coconuts. And as your fearless leader, I promise quick and speedy trials for all cop killers - followed closely by public executions.