Will Trump repeal and replace Michelle's garden with a casino?
Chattering Teeth News - "Maybe 20 percent of my garden will get rolled back under Trump," stated Michelle Obama.
The first lady has had 'her' garden set in stone, making it much harder for a future president to scrap her South Lawn legacy. The wood, stone, and steel features may be designed for durability, but who needs a pen and a phone when you have a 2,160,510 pound excavator to make quick work of Michelle's 'hippy garden'.
Michelle estimates that Republicans will roll back 15-20 percent of her vegetables after Donald Trump takes office. "But there's still a lot of stuff that sticks," she promised.
"I think the sweet potatoes are safe, but the carrots are probably gone," said Barack. "I've already had my marijuana and poppy plant stash secretly removed."
"That sh*t comin' out by 'root and branch,'" smirked Michelle.
If the Republicans “tinker and modify but still maintain a commitment to provide wire cages for the tomato plants and infrastructure trellis repair for the cucumbers,” he said, “then a whole bunch of stuff hasn’t gone out the window.”
I don’t think that it is inconceivable that Republican leaders look at this garden plot and they say, ‘This thing worked. Obama be gone and our base is hankering to tear this sucka down, and we may quietly leave it in place,'" he said.
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