Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Trigger Warning - Michigan State Sissy-ballers?

Izzo: Soft Spartans done playing ‘sissy-ball’
East Lansing – Tom Izzo said before the season that the difficult early schedule would give him a better idea of where his Michigan State team stood than if it played a bunch of easy games...

“We’re just playing sissy-ball right now,” Izzo said after a 78-77 victory over Florida Gulf Coast on Sunday... You become a product of what you do and we became a product, a little bit. We’re softer than we’ve ever been.


Chattering Teeth Fake News - Michigan State has dedicated staff and resources to help students and faculty deal with coach Izzo's insensitive comments.

Professors in the Sissies Studies department have organized “healing spaces” in the MSU Union where affected students will have the opportunity to discuss their feelings.

In the meantime, Coach Izzo has been put on temporary suspension and has been barred from campus pending administrative review.

Professor Dumbledoor has been named interim coach. Here is your new Spartan stating six. (what? You expect one to have to sit?)

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