OBAMA (before the election): "My name's not on the ballot, but my agenda is."
OBAMA (today): "I'm confident... thaaaaat if I had run again, I would have beaten Trump."
Per the Urban Dictionary:
To Rep Lewis and All the Other Spoiled Brats Not Attending the Inauguration - The election was not hacked. No votes were modified. John Podesta gave up his password to what could have even been a child. His emails were exported and ...
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