OBAMA (before the election): "My name's not on the ballot, but my agenda is."
OBAMA (today): "I'm confident... thaaaaat if I had run again, I would have beaten Trump."
Per the Urban Dictionary:
The Big Six-Five! - *TODAY!* What a shame that the body *has betrayed* the mind as I've aged! At least I still look young enough to wear this shirt, a gift from my homeschoo...
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