OBAMA (before the election): "My name's not on the ballot, but my agenda is."
OBAMA (today): "I'm confident... thaaaaat if I had run again, I would have beaten Trump."
Per the Urban Dictionary:
Repost "The Stars Were Like Diamonds Scattered on Black Velvet" - *When I first stepped outside this morning, the Winter constellations were visible in all their glory. I stopped for a moment, and remembered an event from...
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