Blade: So Senator McCain, what do you think about Trump's pardon of Arpaio?
Blade: Not the Arapaho Indian tribe, sir. Trump pardoned Arpaio.
McCain: Arapaima? You mean those tropical fish? I know they are an invasive species from South America, but that doesn't give them the right to assume the immigration status of other Latinos. No freshwater fish species is above the law.
Blade: No, no, no. Not Arapaima fish... and not the Arapaho Indians. Trump pardoned Arpaio. As in SHERIFF A-R-P-A-I-O!!
McCain: What? You shut YOUR PIEHOLE! That reminds me. I want some pie.
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