Friday, August 25, 2017

Hurricane Harvey Annoying Grammar Troll

Residents write messages for Hurricane Harvey
(CNN)Residents in the path of Hurricane Harvey are venting over how they feel about the looming storm through messages left on their boarded-up homes and businesses.
Follow the link above to see these hateful signs displaying their discriminatory climate rhetoric if you must, but be forewarned it leads to the CNN website. Here are some examples of the hate-speech directed against this peace-loving weather front...

"GO HOME HARVEY YOU'RE DRUNK!"
"KISS OFF HARVEY"
"HARVEY SUCKS"

and then this beauty...


And now this...

Dear liberals, leftists, progressives, marxists, democrat-socialist numbnuts, transgenders, illegals, antifa a##holes, BLMers and the rest of your ilk - 

DON'T MISS THIS CHANCE to take advantage of ALL THE FREE STUFF that is RIGHTFULLY YOURS for the taking!!! THAT'S RIGHT! All the evil capitalists are vacating all their beach-front businesses and just LEAVING ALL THEIR STUFF behind. Just remove the plywood on the doors or windows and HELP YOURSELF! Self serve re-distribution = democrat-socialism. BIG DIFFERENCE!

Oh, but don't forget to put on those special climate glasses you used for last week's eclipse and stand on the beach as Harvey comes ashore. You don't want to be looking directly at that sucker without eye protection.

Once the show is over, just float back to yo crib using your stolen TV set or couch cushions as a floatation device!

THE END

BONUS: How to make a Harvey Wallbanger:
a Harvey Wallbanger is a mixed drink that I think has something to do with OJ Simpson liquored-up on Vodka and wielding a screwdriver. According to an exhaustive 2-minute google search, these drinks also include something called, "Galliano". I don't know what that is, but it sounds too much like Galileo, who I think was some alt-right white supremacist climate denier, so you don't want any of that stuff.

Here's hoping all the folks of good will in the great state of Texas stay safe.

6 comments:

Kid said...

That reminds me of the first time I got sick, no I said SICK, on alcohol. I drank a bottle of some stuff called Orange Driver. It was a combination of screwdriver, white wine and apparently, some nana pelosi lipstick. Epic Puke. Wanna make me puke faster than suggesting I take lizzy warren to a no pool, no pets motel with used bedclothes? Just take the cap off of a bottle of Orange Driver in my presence.

Ed Bonderenka said...

Reminds me of this guy here at work wondering how many atms were going to be pulled out of a wall while everyone else is watching the eclipse.

DaBlade said...

Kid, I hope all folks who stumble here have the same experience and that my blog reminds them of prior projectile vomits. I almost had the same result with your pelosi lipstick and lizzy warren motel descriptions. Heave or laugh? I laughed - but it was a near thing. Well done!

Ed, I wonder if there wads a crime spike in the path of totality? Of course, thugs around our parts don't really need a reason.

Anonymous said...

Retired Marine Col. Jeffery Powers Open Letter to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell about players kneeling during the United States national anthem reappeared on social media:

Commissioner,

I’ve been a season pass holder at Yankee Stadium, Yale Bowl and Giants Stadium.

I missed the ’90-’91 season because I was with a battalion of Marines in Desert Storm. 14 of my wonderful Marines returned home with the American Flag draped across their lifeless bodies. My last conversation with one of them, Sgt Garrett Mongrella, was about how our Giants were going to the Super Bowl. He never got to see it.

Many friends, Marines, and Special Forces Soldiers who worked with or for me through the years returned home with the American Flag draped over their coffins.

Now I watch multi millionaire athletes who never did anything in their lives but play a game, disrespect what brave Americans fought and died for. They are essentially spitting in the faces and on the graves of real men, men who have actually done something for this country beside playing with a ball and believing they’re something special! They’re not! My Marines and Soldiers were!

You are complicit in this!

You’ll fine players for large and small infractions but you lack the morale courage and respect for our nation and the fallen to put an immediate stop to this.

Yes, I know, it’s their 1st Amendment right to behave in such a despicable manner. What would happen if they came out and disrespected you or the refs publicly?

I observed a player getting a personal foul for twerking in the end zone after scoring. I guess that’s much worse than disrespecting the flag and our National Anthem. Hmmmmm, isn’t it his 1st Amendment right to express himself like an idiot in the end zone? Why is taunting not allowed yet taunting America is ok? You fine players for wearing 9-11 commemorative shoes yet you allow scum on the sidelines to sit, kneel or pump their pathetic fist in the air. They are so deprived with their multimillion dollar contracts for playing a freaking game! You condone it all by your refusal to act. You’re just as bad and disgusting as they are. I hope Americans boycott any sponsor who supports that rabble you call the NFL. I hope they turn off the TV when any team that allowed this disrespect to occur, without consequence, on the sidelines. I applause those who have not.

Legends and heroes do NOT wear shoulder pads. They wear body armor and carry rifles.

They make minimum wage and spend months and years away from their families. They don’t do it for an hour on Sunday. They do 24/7 often with lead,not footballs, coming in their direction. They watch their brothers carted off in pieces not on a gurney to get their knee iced. They don’t even have ice! Many do t have legs or arms. Some wear blue and risk their lives daily on the streets of America. They wear fire helmets and go upstairs into the fire rather than down to safety. On 9-11, hundreds vanished. They are the heroes.

I hope that your high paid protesting pretty boys and you look in that mirror when you shave tomorrow and see what you really are, legends in your own minds. You need to hit the road and take those worms with you!

Time to change the channel.

Col Jeffrey A Powers USMC(ret)

Biff Gromber said...

Well said Anonymous. I will keep coming back here now looking for your intelligent posts.

DaBlade said...

Anonymous, that was well said, if not exactly on topic. Perhaps you should start a blog as your Biff persona and I can enter random comments there?