Donna Brazile digs up and dances with Hillary's campaign corpse
Dancing With the Dead involves a bizarre tradition whereby families dig up the bodies of their dead relatives and then dance with the corpses in the streets, and shockingly this macabre practice may be spreading the black plague in Madagascar.
In other news, Donna Brazile admits the DNC rigged the nomination for Hillary Clinton.
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