Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Inflatable Turkeys (WBAGNFARB)

I am thankful I live in a world that includes inflatable turkeys.

Not enough time to make a real turkey for the holidays? Just blow up this inflatable turkey! Only don't try to carve it . . . A fun gag gift for Thanksgiving or Christmas.

Made of Vinyl
Comes Delfated in Illustrated Box
Measures 16 inches long

At the time of this post, there were still 36 inflatable turkeys left this Thanksgiving Eve! What? You don't eat vinyl? Well, everything isn't always about you!

Won't you help this starving Family Pack of CPR Manikins this Thanksgiving?


The Prestan Family Pack of Medium Skin CPR manikins contains 2 Adults, 1 Child and 2 Infants, all with LED Rate Monitors. 

Also included are 20 Adult Lung Bags, 10 Child Lung Bags, 20 Infant Lung Bags, an Instruction Sheet, and a nylon carrying case.

If you don't send me money immediately...
I see a vacant seat. in the poor chimney-corner, and a 'Manikin" child's lung bag without an owner, carefully preserved. If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future...

Your generous gift of $15 made payable to the Chattering Teeth Blog will supply one inflatable Turkey for a needy Family Pack of CPR Manikins. 

...you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort here

5 comments:

Jess said...

Finally, a charity for mannequins.

After realizing how many retail outlets are now closing, or closed, I began to wonder about the mannequins without a job. How could they survive? Without any real skills, and limited mobility, nobody would hire them for any other job. Then, I saw one discarded in a dumpster. I was horrified.

Your efforts will be much appreciated, since all my efforts to help mannequins ended with strange looks, or remarks about being a pervert. I'm sure you've saved many from becoming trash, and burial in a landfill.

Z said...

Um............what? :-) You are NUTS! I LIKE THAT!
Happy Thanksgiving, Jerry!

DaBlade said...

Jess, Your compassion for unemployed mannequins is a testament to your humanity. How much worse for the Family Pack of Medium Skin CPR manikins, and mom and dad Manikin (Bob & Bobbi I presume) having no limbs to sport the latest fashions in their local store fronts? Must we check our Medium Skin privilege or should we help this struggling fake family of CPR trainers? I regret having just 2 lung bags to donate to this cause. Thank you for your support.

Z, Glad u like :) Now bring on the mashed potatoes!

Kid said...

There are well over 500 inflatable turkeys in Congress.

DaBlade said...

Monsieur Kid, I do believe you are correct! Some have apparently sprung a leak.