Sunday, May 6, 2018

Chris Christie Volcanogate

The USGS now says Hawaii's Kilauea eruption was caused by a collapse of the Pu’u’ ‘O’o crater, which increased in seismicity and deformation along the Volcano’s East Rift Zone. 

But what caused this collapse of the Pu’u’ ‘O’o crater remains a mystery, as does the noxious and toxic  gas emanating from the area.

In other news, former New Jersey governor, Chris Christie, says the surprise eruption will not curtail his Hawaiian vacation plans.

6 comments:

Kid said...

If we force North Koreans and all Arabs to speak Hawaiian, we could have world peace.

cube said...

At first look I thought it was Michael Moore shooting one of his mockumentaries.

DaBlade said...

HA! Well, keep in mind that our men & women in the military can have the lava delivered if necessary.

Cube - I see that resemblance and I share that wishful thinking.

Ed Bonderenka said...

Well, it's obvious Christie caused the collapse.

Kid said...

Rosie should have the option of serving 5 Dinesh sentences, or flying to Hawaii and plugging that volcano with her fat behind.

DaBlade said...

Ed, Why would you say such a hurtful thing?

Mr. Kid, I guess we'll find out if its a crime in this country for leftists to make political contributions over the legal limit to democrats, or if it just works one way. I like your idea for plugging the volcano better though.