John McCain Doesn’t Want Trump At His Funeral
MCCAIN: YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO MY FUNERAL!
TRUMP: I don’t want to go, and honestly I was not planning to go.
MCCAIN: Well good, cuz you can't come... it's my funeral, and I'd die if you showed up.
TRUMP: Now I'm thinking about going. I expect I would have a crappy time, and I'd probably leave early... but if I don't have anything better to do, I'll swing by to pay my respects.
MCCAIN: NO! I demand you send Mike Pence instead!
TRUMP: Now you have to publicly invite me and I promise I won't. Either retract your statement and public invite me or I will not only go to your funeral, but I will make sure that Palin gives the eulogy.
MCCAIN: The dreaded Trump reverse psychology... Fine. Mr. President? I'd be honored if you would grace my corpse with your presence at my funeral.
TRUMP: I'll think about it.