Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Trump Visits Fargo - Ya, You Betcha!

President Trump will be holding a rally in Fargo, North Dakota this evening. I don't know about you, but I can't think of Fargo, ND without immediately thinking about that Coen Brothers movie by the same name. And when I think of the movie Fargo, my mind's eye conjurs the bloody wood chipper scene. If you've seen the movie before, so do you.

Even their hometown newspaper The Red River Vally News apparently equates Trumps visit with that “Eager Beaver” backyard wood chipper, as evidenced by this headline:

Fargo is buzzing as Trump makes his appearance in North Dakota

"Buzzing"? Really? Hmmmm... What else "buzzes"? Bees. Flies. Alarm clocks... "You in the back there!"

"uhhh... wood chippers?"

A Kewpie Doll for the crazy scruffy dude wearing the Trapper hat and bloody plaid coat.

Come to think of it, 20,000 Trump supporters in the parking lot waiting for the Scheels Arena doors to open would also make quite the buzzing noise. I highly encourage Mad Auntie Maxine Waters to show up here tonight and harrass them. Why not? Why bother picking us off one at a time at the local gas station, restaurant or shopping mall when you can confront so many at one time?

“Uff da!”

5 comments:

Z said...

Oh YES! PLEEEASE, Maxine....go BUZZ the place! They'll just LOVE YOU!>>>they'll treat you just as you deserve!
"Ya, you betcha" made me laugh out loud!
(I love that film!) Jerry, you're the BOMB :-)

The Voice of Reason said...

There is no excuse for Maxine Waters’ self-serving, Idiotic, outrageous behavior or her connection to the racist, anti-Semitic, anti-white, anti-America Nation of Islam Minister Louis Farrakhan. In addition to being a model of progressive socialist democrat corruption and hypocrisy, Maxine Waters is a hate monger and provocateur who should be voted out of office. Unfortunately, in the 2018 California Primary for the 43rd Congressional District, she managed to attract 71.61% (41,789) of the vote over her nearest challenger, Republican Omar Navarro, who received 14.72% of the vote. Which says something about an electorate that does not appear to care that Maxine Waters is a corrupt, Stupid Democrat demagogue or that she lives in a 4 million dollar mansion in the elitist white enclave of Hancock Park in mid-Wilshire, California.
Thank you, Maxine, for once again, demonstrating how unhinged the left is when it comes to President Trump.
And BTW -- did you know that Kim Jong Un has ordered the removal of most of the anti-America graffiti and posters from North Korea and replaced them with the idea of reunification and the end of the war? No, I think not because there is nothing you can say good about this president.
The truth is simple, if Trump were to resign today, he would be among the greatest presidents in history ... and that all of the outrageous predictions of the left, had they been true, would have already happened.And if any other Republican President were to take his place, you and your ilk would act exactly the same.

Kid said...

I pronounce it Oofta, but what the hey, as long as leftards get put into wood chippers.

In other news, I can't wait until every democrat has to run to the bathroom and vomit every time a new case comes before the Trump Supreme Court !

Ed Bonderenka said...

I'm with Kid.
Well I'm in Michigan and he's on Ohio, but you know what I mean.

DaBlade said...

Z! Fer sure! Glad u like. Great rally last night in Fargo, even without the wood chipper.

Voice, preach it! Maxine is unhinged, no doubt. How else could she get the mouth open so wide in order to spew so much hate? Seriously, her jaw is like one of those pythons swallowing a deer. And I have to admit, this POTUS just may be the G.O.A.T.

Kid, The pronunciation difference may be a regional Scandinavian Icelandic Minesooota thang. I believe "Oofta" is the sound a liberal makes when getting gut punched or when reading our blogs.

Ed, Got it. He's our fav Ohioan. Maybe the only one we like?