The letter Trump should pen in response to this.
Dear Philadelphia Eagles football team,
Congratulations on winning a trophy for a game you are paid millions of dollars to play. People pay lots of money to watch you throw and catch and kick and run with an oblong ball. They buy an over-price ticket or tune in on TV for escapism. They want to get away from the divisive polical climate permeating every nook any crannny of our society. They get their fill of pampered social justice warriors and America-hating snow flakes the rest of the week. The last thing most of these loyal fans want to see during the playing of our National Anthem. are these haters kneeling and disrespecting our country, our military, hot dogs and apple pie.
Your invitation to the White House was based on a long standing tradition to reward sports teams for winning a championship. A nice photo op for all, a tour of the White House and a nice little mini vacation for your team. But your jackass owner and Hillary donor Jeff Lurie had other ideas. Instead of leaving politics at the door, he wanted the visit to be an “opportunity to engage in productive dialogue with the leaders of our country." I don't think so. Hey Lurie! Take off the pink pussy hat and step away from the gay wedding cake. You have proven yourself incapable of productive dialogue and most of these kneel-bagging SJW players border on incoherence.
Therefore, when I heard that only a small number of players were planning to come to the White House in an attempt to make a statement or to try to embarrass me, I had to cancel. Instead, there will be a ceremony for a group of 1,000 fans who deserved better by tour franchise and your city.
I was very much looking forward to being there with you. Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility displayed by the team ownership and by your Mayor, Silly Jim Kenney, I feel it is inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting.
You like to talk smack and throw insults my way, just keep in mind that my nuclear capabilities are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used.
Donald J. Trump
President of the United States of America
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