Just my luck. I drew The Flint Faucets in the office March Madness pool. Oh sure, they pour it in and fill bucket after bucket early and often. "He fills it up... he drains it again!," says the announcer. More often than not, though, they just leach their lead. But I do have high hopes for these new replacement players.
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