BREAKING: Donald Trump selects Forrest Gump as VP running mate.
Making America stupid again!
Mrs. Trump: Remember what I told you, Donald. You're no different than anybody else is. Did you hear what I said, Donald? You're the same as everybody else. You are no different.
Principal: Your boy's... different, Miz Trump. His IQ's 75.
"I'm pretty tired... I think I'll go home now...."
Musical Interlude - *[For politics, please scroll down]* Music for the end of autumn and the start of winter: [*about the pianist*] [*about Chopin's waltzes*]
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