Saturday, January 14, 2017

Crocheted Crotch Cat Caps - and other "C" words


In case there was any doubt that liberal women are certifiably nuts...

Pussyhat Project has hot pink yarn flying off Michigan shelves
The sudden popularity in this particular shade, yarn shop owners say, is due to the Pussyhat Project, a national effort to flood the nation's capital with women wearing pink, cat-ear hats at the Women's March on Washington on Jan. 21.

The project's goal is to make a visual statement on the first day of President-elect Donald Trump's administration to show that women stand united when it comes to protecting their rights, said the Pussyhat Project's cofounder, Jayna Zweiman.

"It's about the knitting, but it's also about so much more," Zweiman said, noting that hats can be hand knit, crocheted or sewn. They used the term "pussyhat" for the project as a play on words referencing the way Trump bragged about groping unsuspecting women.


Yes, because all liberal women and Hillary Clinton supporters care about is what Donald Trump SAID, not what sexual predator and accused rapist, Bill Clinton actually DID.

But I want to be sensitive to these liberal women's concerns, so I visited the official website to see how I could get involved. And found this?

www.pussyhatproject.com
We love the clever wordplay of “pussyhat” and “pussycat,” but yes, “pussy” is also a derogatory term for female genitalia. We chose this loaded word for our project because we want to reclaim the term as a means of empowerment. In this day and age, if we have pussies we are assigned the gender of “woman.” Women, whether transgender or cisgender, are mistreated in this society. In order to get fair treatment, the answer is not to take away our pussies, the answer is not to deny our femaleness and femininity, the answer is to demand fair treatment. A woman’s body is her own. We are honoring this truth and standing up for our rights.

Cisgender? I admit not knowing what this word meant so I looked it up. The definition said, "Not Obama".

OK, this convinced me to take you whackjobs ladies(?) seriously, so I took you up on your appeal to make you a hat for the march.
Pro tip, ladies. REAL women don't murder their babies. You want to march, then do it for an honorable cause. March For Life.

Here's your hat.




6 comments:

Ed Bonderenka said...

And make me a sammich!

Kid said...

Lotta good stuff in this one. Yea, cat ears. Otherwise, I was about to say I never saw a pussy that looked like that.

The statement "If you are a star you can grab them by the pussy" Screams Willing Consenting Adult Partners, as the opposite "If you're not a star you can't grab em" is directly implied.

And with women making hay with sexual related lawsuits, does anyone believe that there was any unwanted attention form a mega rich guy that didn't result in a lawsuit?

Fix Education Please !

Well, these women are going to go DOWN in history along with the whackjob women that crowded into a parking lot near the Augusta National Golf Club to protest why a private men's club doesn't allow women. Iron my shirt reminded me of that and put a smile on my face. In full disclosure - if women want to and have the talent to be a CEO or haul an 80 lb plus mortor tube and base plate up a mountain in Afghanistan - go for it.

Kid said...

Geeez Ed, Now I'm hungry..

Ed Bonderenka said...

n make Kid one too!

DaBlade said...

HAA! Sammich! I use that joke at work all the time :) my wife and I work at same office. She gets a real kick out of me 24/7!

Kid, the left (from both parties) still can't figure out why this recording from the bus (and all the other dirt they saved) didn't take Trump out. I am surprised that any feminists actually know how to knit. Maybe there is hope. nd I did think of that Augusta photo when I posted this. Great minds think alike.

Jess said...

I wonder if they realize selling their hat, if it us a money maker, will lead to mass production by unscrupulous foreign companies, and their idea will lead to sweat shop conditions for the women forced to work for pennies each day? I doubt it. Judging by the ignorance they portray, counting change is daunting.

As they say in the South: "Bless their hearts."