Friday, January 6, 2017

Uncle Sam Bound & Tortured For Last 8 Years By Chicago Thug Almost Free

CHATTERING TEETH NEWS - Throughout the last 8 years, the victim has been held hostage, repeatedly kicked and hit, all while he is tied up with his mouth taped shut. He was only released temporarily for short times in order to make him drink toilet water and suffer other untold indignations. The perpetrator encouraged other despots, dictators and third-world thugs to kick and abuse our unfortunate victim.

"Well, no more," thought the victim, as he had almost cut through the ropes that bound him. He would be completely free again in 2 weeks, "then we'll see what's what..."

Who could be responsible for this unprovoked and repeated assault?
Uncle Sam the latest victim "Point-em-out, Knock-em-out"
I was walking home alone through the National Mall last evening in my black patent leather shoes, neatly pressed red and white striped trousers, navy-blue tailcoat with the lapels trimmed in red and white stripes, and feeling well at ease under my matching Ten-Gallon bucket hat banded in white stars. I was minding my own business and whistling the Spangled Banner, when I felt the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end...

6 comments:

Ed Bonderenka said...

Prosecute his victimizers.

cube said...

"I think that this is despicable. I don't believe racial tensions have gotten worse, but that the public exposure is more prevalent in the digital age. What we have seen as surfacing, I think, are a lot of problems that have been there a long time." /sarcasm off

DaBlade said...

Well, that won't happen, Ed, but we can dream. They'll just be enriched with book deals and speeches for their sheeple masses.

You had me worried there for a second, cube. But the flow of rhetorical flourish seemed awfully familiar :)

Kid said...

I'm getting the sense DJT is going to kick some. And he's not going to let the Rino's play either.

Tossing the Ambassadors out on their ear was great, now for every other federal department probably being led by Anti-American homsexuals and/or illegals or even just democrat tools.

Always On Watch said...

Kid,
I'm getting the sense DJT is going to kick some

I looks that way!

DaBlade said...

Hope you're both right on that. It can only get better, right?