Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Obamas Offered "Cash For Keys" To Vacate White House Early

What is "Cash for Keys"?
If foreclosure is imminent, and you are considering a deed in lieu of foreclosure, some lenders are willing to offer “Cash for Keys,” whereby the lender will actually pay you to vacate the home in a timely fashion. The money you receive in exchange is intended to pay for your relocation costs.


No, no, no... The money paid to you IS NOT out of the goodness of the bank's heart and motivated by their desire to "aid your relocation costs." It is made as a ransom and contractual agreement that the occupant will accept consideration in exchange for leaving early and to NOT TRASH the home they would be losing anyway.

While the Obama's may not have a mortgage on the White House, they will never-the-less be losing this home and forced to vacate in less than 3 weeks. Should taxpayers fund the Cash for Keys program to kick the Obamas out a little early? What's another $Trillion stimulus associated with this administration? NAH! What are the odds that the Obamas will trash the White House?

AND NOW THIS!!!

Obama's to host one final bash at the White House on Friday
President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama will host a goodbye party for close friends and major donors Friday, according to a person with knowledge of the marquee affair. The Obamas themselves confirmed during an interview with People Magazine last month that they’d have one final bash at the White House. The president told a young fan that they’d have a “grown up” party before packing their bags.
"grown-up party?

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
At least Obama will finally be responsible for shovel-ready jobs.

4 comments:

Kid said...

If the logistics can be worked out, I'll bet anyone a grand that the obamas are going to trash the white house on the way out, and like the clinton trailer trash - steal a bunch of shit as well.

I'm sure this is no concern to the Trump family as the surely expect a few weeks 'renovation time' before any of them move in anyway. Replace all the soft goods like carpet, furniture, drapes, etc, then seal and fumigate the place. 3 - 4 weeks at least. I sure as hell wouldn't move in there without this being done at a minimum.

DaBlade said...

There I go again. Real life follows shortly after this blog too many times to count. This morning's headline on Drudge, in the 3 inch tall letters, bold and in all caps...

MOVING TRUCK ARRIVES AT WHITE HOUSE!

Kid, I wouldn't bet agst you. You just know there are burn marks on the Resolute Desk and old roaches in the drawers.

cube said...

I'd be willing to contribute to having the o's leave early, but eight years ago would've been even better. Now there is so much to fix.

DaBlade said...

Yes, but the walls are still standing. 2 weeks to go...