CHUCK: Let me start by saying thank you to Kellyanne Conway, counselor to President Trump, for agreeing to this "do over" after yesterday's contentious leftwing agenda-driven interview.
KELLYANNE: Well, you did agree to get to the substance and the actual issues confronting the new administration, so I'm happy to finally do that.
CHUCK: Excellent, then let's get started. The graphic on the screen is just a random picture of ants. I know it's a very small and petty thing, but How many ants would you say there are?
KELLYANNE: I'm sure I have no idea. Ultimately I don't believe an ant colony's success can be judged by the number of ants in your picture. I think they're judged by their accomplishments. But I thought we were going to be discussing the dismantling of obamacare, and...
CHUCK: The average number of ants in an ant hill is approximately 700,000. That's less than HALF the 1.8 million people who attended President Barack Obama’s first inauguration in 2009. Does that surprise you, Kellyanne?
KELLYANNE: Chuck, I mean, can we talk about President Trump's plans to rebuild this economy and getting Americans back to work? Or how about his planned executive order that defunds International Planned Parenthood? Maybe we could discuss his desire to move the U.S. embassy in Israel from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem?
CHUCK: Do you believe it undermines the credibility of the entire White House Press Office on day one if the press secretary doesn't know how many M&M's are in this jar? Would you say there are more or less than the number of people who attended Trump's inauguration?
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