The suspects? Young cattle who had gotten loose and were wandering the area.
The department shared a photo of the culprits with a caption that said:
Early this morning officers responded to a complaint of 2 suspicious males going door to door trying to sell dairy products. Officers determined that the 2 individuals did not have a solicitors permit and were apprehended after a short foot pursuit. We would like to remind everyone to NEVER open your doors to any unfamiliar cattle.There were no injuries reported in the incident.
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